Thanksgiving Turbaconducken

Belated Thanksgiving everybody! The holiday isn't big here in the Philippines, we don't celebrate it at all, in fact. But in honor of the holiday that turkeys fear the most, we at BaconTunaMelt present to you the TURBACONDUCKEN! *cue lightning and thunder* 

It's not human body parts

What in the name of all that is holy is that, you ask? That was exactly my question when I first saw it so I did some Googling and found out that the people of BaconToday cooked up this.. thing.


This thing called a turbaconducken is a whole chicken wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a whole duck wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a whole turkey wrapped in bacon. Really.

Not the contents of Dexter's trash bags

This picture was taken with the chicken and duck parts already wrapped in bacon, before stuffing them inside the turkey and then wrapping the whole thing with more bacon and then cooking it in the oven for an entire day. Amazing what people can come up with, eh? 

After this, Thanksgiving will be a holiday that all edible animals will fear. I now know what to be thankful for, I'm thankful that I'm not one. On that note, imma have me my second KFC Double Down (sorry heart).